Hey, I’m Back
January 8, 2007 by Albert Bianchi
Filed under Sports, Sports Rumors
I missed you guys too. Many things happened while I was away: some fantastically wonderful (Boise State), some unbelievably terrible (Darrent Williams) and some things I can’t remember because it was New Years Ever (There was imbibing). Anyways, sorta like Mark McGwire, I’m not here to talk about the past but to be smarmy about the future. And we’ll be off to a fantastic 2007 if things hold like this weekend. Sure, the football was sloppy, but the peripherals were fantastic. Stay away from Belichick, paparazzo!
Also, I have a public service announcement for the holding challenged. Pay close attention Tony Romo. Note the arms around David Akers. The secret to effective holding is clearly…
LONG SLEEVE T-SHIRTS.
Koy Detmer is, among other things, an innovator. Take that Under Armour and the lycra industry. Long sleeve t-shirts, that’s what’s needed for effective holding. Possibly some long underwear, but mostly long sleeve t-shirts.
