Hillary Said To Have Second Thoughts About Cabinet Position
Thoughts Include Uncertainty About How Many Skeletons Are Actually in Clinton Closets, Fear of Another Imaginary Attack on Kosovo Tarmac
Speaking off the record, an unnamed adviser to Hillary Clinton said the former First Lady is having second thoughts about accepting a Cabinet position in the Obama Administration.
“First off,” said the adviser, “She hasn’t had time to take a poll. Instead, we decided to just leak her indecision to the press to see if we can’t generate some discussion and find out what people are thinking.”
The New York Senator is also said to be concerned about her outstanding campaign debt and needs to do the math to determine whether she could get paid more from New York constituents seeking influence or foreign governments seeking influence.
On a positive note, Ms. Clinton is said to be intrigued by the idea that she could get hand-tailored, half-price pantsuits in Thailand when traveling on taxpayer funded trips.
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“You know if you took the State job, I could tap some mad foreign kitty…”
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