Hold Your Horses… You’ll need the Scratches Patches…

I don’t think there is any new PC game out there that won’t ever need patches… there’s always some bug that a user has no trouble finding, but QC testers have somehow managed to overlook. The same holds true even for the games out there that are a re-release, or maybe a directors cut. For example, according to this article over at Adventure Gamers, there is now a patch (watch out folks… that’s a 500 mb file) out for Scratches: Director’s Cut.

Does anyone else find it funny that the word “Murderer” on the wall is written in blood? It’s like a murderer is pointing out that someone else is a murderer! Now that’s hilarious!

I guess I really can’t complain, seeing that they’ve actually added a bunch of cool new stuff… but a 500 mb patch for a game that’s already been out seems a bit excessive, don’t ya think? Or maybe I’m just being a big old meanie head, which is almost usually always the case.

If you have a pooptastic internet connection and MUST have this patch, because of some game crashing bug or something more sinister, you may get a CD with the patch right on it! That’s right, Got Game Entertainment, the peeps who have published this sphincter reducing game, have taken their customer service to the next level and will send you a CD with the patch. Alls you gotta do is send an email to Got Game’s Tech Support (or you can copy and paste this link: techsupport@gotgameentertainment.com) and put “SDC, CD2″ in the subject line and BAM… a new CD will be on its way… I mean, I’m sure they have to get your address and stuff, but it will eventually be on its way.