Honda Links Human Brain With Robot
– Thoughts From Man Control Actions of Android –
Officials at Honda Motor Company announced they have produced a breakthrough technology which reads “patterns of electric currents on a person’s scalp as well as changes in cerebral blood flow when a person thinks about four simple movements.”
The experiment went horribly wrong when the researchers neglected to file down the sharp edges on the android’s mouth and forgot that a man thinks about sex every seven seconds.
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No arigato, Mr. Roboto!
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Flommytherobot is concerned, as all robots want to help the humans to find happiness. It is important to determine what the other three simple motions are, to prevent further disaster!
For example, if a human thinks about eating a hot dog every 11 seconds, this could cause untold damage to robot — and human!
Flommytherobot is pleased to have been of assistance.