Horse Stem-Cell Method For Use On People?

– Expect the Following Headlines… –

I will be disappointed if a story reporting on the possibility of a stem-cell technique for horses to be used on humans doesn’t result in at least one of the following headlines:

- At Supermarket Near Lab, Oatmeal Sales Skyrocket

- New Phrase Enters Lexicon: ‘Hung Like A Clone’

- Track Rejects Bet from Horse-cloned Man, Claims Bettor Had Insider Knowledge

- Scientists Struggle with Tendency Of Newly Cloned Subjects to Crap Spontaneously

- Technique Raises Ethical Dilemma: Do Clydesdale Clones Get Free Beer?

- Man Arrested at Curves Franchise Claiming He Was Put Out to Stud

- Current Odds for Success Estimated at 4-to-1 … But You Can Box the Exacta

- Project Catherine the Great Said To Involve Some Discomfort for Subjects

- Studies Report Unprecedented Rise In Number of Subjects Who Find Sarah Jessica Parker Attractive

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“Hey Dad, I brought you some lunch….”

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