How Busted Is Your Bracket? (Day 1)

Not very, unless you’re a Dookie.

(Oh, and if you are a Dookie….ha!)

There weren’t many upsets. (Read: 1) No one’s final four team lost in the first round. Everybody’s doing pretty well, except that jerk who picks almost all upsets then goes “I called it” when he gets one right. That jerk is screwed. Screw him. So, for how boring yesterday was, at least you still have a viable bracket, just like everyone else. Here’s hoping it gets a little screwier today, and that everyone’s bracket is busted except mine.
And once again:

Duke…ha!