How They Wake You Up in Hell
August 23, 2006 by Albert Bianchi
Filed under Sports, Sports Rumors
For only $29.85, you or someone you love can wake up every morning to Dick Vitale shouting “several different ‘wake up’ calls” with the Dick Vitale Alarm Clock. It promises that you’ll “never oversleep again,” which makes sense as the owner of this hellspawn will probably never sleep again, ever. Can’t sleep, Dick Vitale will eat me…baby!
