I Say! It’s Henry Hatsworth!

Sometimes I think about characters’ last names, the same monikers they pass on to their children. If my father told me to stand up and represent the surname Hatsworth—especially while wearing a monocle and a safari hat—I would probably sink to the bottom of the ‘89 station wagon.

But Lord Hatsworth appears to be badass in his own special ways. Henry Hatsworth for the Nintendo DS has platforming and puzzle-solving in tandem, though it’s not clear if they somehow work together. Maybe you’re supposed to guide Hatsworth if you bloody well feel like it, and if you don’t, take a break with some BeJeweled while gets boiled by heathens standing around a cooking pot.

But he’ll pull through, for he is Henry Hatsworth and he must live to sire a humiliated teenage daughter.