If You Have the Money, Pete Rose Will Apologize to You In Person

Apparently having not made enough money off his book in which he “revealed” he bet on sports, Pete Rose is now signing his confession and apology on baseballs. And then selling them for a grand.

Another satisfied customer. 

You know, because that’s what Pete Rose does. He’s figured out he’s never going to get into the hall of fame, but he’s also figured out that his notoriety makes him more famous than being in the hall ever could. And when you’re already notorious, theres no way charging $1000 dollars for balls in which you admit your previously denied guilt can tarnish your legacy. So come on everybody, have a piece of sad, sad memorbilia…if you can afford it.