I’m lying, I’m dying

Don’t post drunk, kids. My head feels like somebody filled it up with concrete and left it at the bottom of a toxic waste barrel for a couple of hours. Also, I lied to you.

Yeah, I never played Jet Set Willy. Whoops!

I played Jet Set Willy II. Which looked like this:

This was the JSW where you could go into space – or cower in a fallout shelter, a feature I notice is missing from the Spectrum version. Presumably Spectrum owners were less likely to watch such films as Threads or When The Wind Blows.

But the important thing is that I told you a lie, dear reader! And that’s something I’ll never do again, unless I feel like it.

For example:

COMING SOON: THE SABRE WULF – MY PART IN HIS DOWNFALL