Indiana Jones 4 Interview

I found a pretty interesting article on The International House of Mojo. It’s an interview that was conducted on a Stephen King fan site called Lilja’s Library and the interviewee is a guy named Frank Darabont. In this article, there is a brief mention about Mr. Darabont’s role in the next Indiana Jones movie.

Apparently Mr. Darabont wrote a script for the next Indiana Jones that Steven Spielberg, the director of the Indiana Jones movies, absolutely loved. He loved it so much that he wanted it to become the next Indiana Jones movie. Unfortunately for Frank Darabont, there is a man out there who is pure evil. And his name is George Lucas.

You see, George Lucas owns the company that puts out the Indiana Jones movies. You may have heard of it. It’s called LucasFilm. Yes! The same company as LucasFarts, the people who use to make cool adventure games! So, anyways… George Lucas basically said no to the script, which I’m assuming went like this when he read it:

George Lucas: Ummm, this script doesn’t have any light sabers in it!
George Lucas Assistant: Sir, it’s an Indiana Jones script.
George Lucas: WHERE IS YODA?!
George Lucas Assistant: Sir. THIS IS AN INDIAN JONES SCRIPT.
George Lucas: Yes, but I don’t see any X-Wing fighters or even one alien. This script sucks ass.
George Lucas Assistant: *sigh*

The only way that the next Indiana Jones movie was actually approved because he was drugged for 3 months to film the movie. At least that’s what I heard.

If you’d like to see how I view Mr. Lucas in my head, look at this following clip. It makes me laugh: