It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets an Arm Laceration
March 26, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Football, Sports Rumors
Well, well, well. There’s more to the Brandon Marshall–McDonald’s bout than the sports world initially thought.
ESPN reports that the “two-week cast and a few stitches” aspect of the story was a gross under-exaggeration. The Denver Broncos WR, according to the team’s trainer, ”sustained right forearm lacerations to one artery, one vein, one nerve, two tendons and three muscles.”
What’s more, he’s likely to be out as long as 4 months.
Even the Evil McDonald’s bag having it in for Marshall bit was a cover-up. Apparently he was engaging in some horseplay with his family when the fall-down-go-boom incident happened with the wrapper. (Consider this our apology to the McDonald’s bag for deeming it the aggressor in yesterday’s post).
No wonder Marshall’s face is red.
Is anybody else thinking of that Brady bunch episode where one of the boys throws a football and breaks Marcia’s nose (12s)?
