It’s STILL Good to be Tom Brady
February 7, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Football, Sports Rumors
After the New England Patriots became dead to us lost the Super Bowl, a mess of questions popped up.
Why didn’t they cover Plaxico Burress better on that last drive by the New York Giants? What’s with the fourth down run in field goal territory? Why did Bill Belichick wear a red hoodie? And after the choke, how did Tom Brady feel about it all?
We’re probably not alone in wondering what the Pats’ QB is up to this week (besides pulling out of the Pro Bowl). What’s it like to be Tom Brady these days?
Reader and witty blogger Mark Jabo passed along a delicious News as Gossip reminder that it’s STILL good to be Tom Brady.
This raises an important question, people. Would you rather be Tom Brady or Eli Manning? In one corner, we have a guy with a Brazilian supermodel girlfriend, good looks, a trio of Super Bowl rings and fistful of NFL records, not to mention endorsement gigs for men’s cologne and underwear.
In the other corner, we have a putz (sorry, even the MVP award doesn’t get rid of it—the putziness runs too deep) with goofy looks, one very-lucky-right-place-right-time Super Bowl ring, and endorsements for Oreo cookies with overexposed big brother Peyton. Who would you rather be?
Actually, since I’m a chick, the answer for me would be “Gisele.” But still.
Tom Brady is our dorm God! He is too hot for words. He is also a real man in taking all those hits and STILL leading his team down the field to score. His OL and defense let him down. We think he is hotter now than ever. A true champion. Gisele, you lucky lucky bitach.
Eli is so goofy! A good QB for sure, but soooo goofy. He looks so uncomfortable in that role of MVP, but it is what it is!
In other words, Tom Brady’s Hotness Factor is about the same as Eli Manning’s BUT ONLY when the temperature in Hell dips below 32 degrees, right?
That’s what we think, too.