Jessica Simpson Channels Katie Holmes in Describing Ashlee’s Impending Mom Skills
June 2, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Football, Sports Rumors
Stealing a page right out of the Katie Holmes Thesaurus,* Jessica Simpson is certain of at least one thing. Well, we mean besides the fact (finally) that Chicken of the Sea is tuna, not chicken.
The sure thing? That lil’ sis Ashlee Simpson, who just had a shotgun wedding recently married the Fall Out Boys’ Pete Wentz, will be an amazing mom. “Absolutely amazing,” according to People.com.
Of the happy newlyweds, Simpson says to the ‘zine site:
“They’re just the cutest couple in the world . . . They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.”
Wait a minute! Isn’t Tony Romo supposed to be the big inspiration here? WTF?
Now we don’t know what to envision when we listen to Jessica’s new single, “Come On Over.”
OK, you have us. We don’t plan to listen to it again anyway. But still.
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Hint: What’s Katie’s favorite adjective when describing Tom Cruise and/or daughter Suri?
