Jessica Simpson Furthers Her Case on Why She’s “Just Like” Us, Which Makes Us Nauseous

Question: Why is Jessica Simpson such an easy target for bloggers?

A. She says stupid things on television, be it an interview or, once upon a time, any one of numerous head-scratching moments from “Newlyweds.”

B. She says stupid things during interviews with magazines.

C. She says stupid things during concerts.

D. As if “All of the Above” isn’t the obvious answer.

Yes, the answer is D, but let’s focus on choice C for a moment.

First, she proclaimed her “retirement” from pop concerts during her country debut. A bright and shiny dunce cap in fuchsia goes to anyone who believes that prediction.

Second, in addition to getting cheesier than a Vermont dairy farm during the concert, quarterback Tony Romo’s squeeze noted how she’s “just like” the rest of us.

Jessica Simpson opening her mouth . . . and that’s not always a good thing. 

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We were all over that idiotic remark the other day. Papa Joe Simpson’s oldest meal ticket daughter is not like us (or any non-celeb) for a lot of reasons, and now we can add an extended clothing line and a quarter-billion dollar shoe enterprise to the list.

Here’s what we think: Jessica Simpson’s next venture should be Pepto Bismol knock-offs. Why? To alleviate the nausea induced by those asinine I’m-one-of-you comments. Plus, it would be a hoot-and-a-half to see her do a presser describing Pepto’s active ingredient, bismuth subsalicylate.