Jessica Simpson to Jinx Our Troops

Jessica Simpson, rumored (yes, that’s in bold and italics for a reason) bride-to-be to Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo, is taking her act on the road.

And we don’t mean her singing career.

We mean The Jinx Tour, first debuted at Dallas Cowboys stadium this fall, when Simpson’s presence coincided with Romo’s worst QB performance ev-ah. 

Now, Jessica is heading to Kuwait to entertain the troops. Sounds nice on paper (or on the computer screen), but truth be told, we don’t think it’s a wicked smaht move. Can’t they send her to a military base in Kansas or something?

The Simpson=Loss theory has been tested several times already and the results, sadly consistent. Just before the playoffs, Jess and Tony jetted off to Los Cabos. What happened? The Cowboys lost to putzy Eli Manning. If you’re still not convinced, consider this: Tom Brady defended Jess and Tony . . . and look where it got him and the New England Patriots.

We’re not sure whose idea it was for Simpson to head to Kuwait, but one thing is for certain: That person wasn’t a Dallas Cowboys fan.