Jessica Simpson’s Inner Cheeseball Emerges During Concert, Bloggers Everywhere Rejoice
July 21, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Football, Sports Rumors
Let’s play “Guess the Cheese” for a moment.
Here’s a Jessica Simpson quote from her Saturday night country music concert debut in Wisconsin. Despite our self-proclaimed foodie status, we aren’t able to identify precisely what kind of cheese Simpson employs in this dedication to Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo, but a curdled dairy product it is indeed:
“He throws a football and he’s really really good at it. He is my better tomorrow and I wrote this song for him. It’s called You’re My Sunday.”
Speaking of Sundays, we know more than one Dallas fan who hopes Simpson steers clear of Romo on just about every one from September through February.
Is Jessica Simpson’s come hither look met with a “stay there” by country fans?
Image: Used with permission of www.splashnewsonline.com
We’re not done yet!
OK now, cue the pukey-syrupy music and envision Jessica Simpson saying the following actual quote, per People.com:
“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas; I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy.”
Yeah! You are just like us, Jess! Except that you:
a) are a millionaire;
b) are dating a millionaire;
c) have lucrative endorsement contracts;
d) have your own clothing and fragrance lines;
e) are launching your own lingerie line;
f) have an agent, personal stylist, personal trainer, personal hairdresser, and personal assistant.
Oh, Jess, and since you’re taking a poll, we judge you by your own words when you grant interview to mags. We read Glamour and Allure (neither of which are tabloids) as well as several entertainment blogs on b5 and elsewhere.
Are you writing a marketing paper or somethin’? ‘Cause between our MBA with a focus in marketing and our freelance editing work, we might be able to help you get an A.
