Jim Leyland Speaks For All of Us
May 15, 2007 by Albert Bianchi
Filed under Sports, Sports Rumors
Are you sick of hearing about a pitcher with a 4.17 ERA against whom batters are hitting .300? So is Jim Leyland. Can’t find an ornery enough way to express your anger at the continuing media coverage? Jim Leyland’s got your back. Are you unaware that we’re talking about Daisuke Matsuzaka? Well, Jim Leyland is going to use pronouns anyways. Also, cuss words.
“I don’t give a (expletive) about him,” Leyland said. “I’m not getting into all that. I could give a (expletive) less. It’s another pitcher. We’re playing Boston. Obviously, he’s an outstanding pitcher. He’s a major league pitcher. And that’s who we’re facing.”
ESPN, are you listening? Also, if you have any cigarettes, could Jim bum one?
