Johnny is learning to use science apparati: Today, he is learning the telescope!
Tony says, “That’s right. With accelerating universal expansion, the galaxy is going to collide right into your eye.”
OR….
Then Tony tells little Johnny, “Take off the lenscover now, ya dimwit….”
OR…
“Hahahahahaha, I gotcha, I put super glue on the eyepiece.”
Photocredit:Maproom Systems
