Just A Random Book Idea

Working Title: The Five Headlines You Don’t Want To Read In Heaven

It’s early in 2009, but here’s my first nomination for the book tentatively entitled The Five Headlines You Don’t Want to Read In Heaven:

‘Jealous Wife’ Charged After Fatal Genitals Fire

Remember, kids, it’s like Smokey says: Don’t fool around because only you can prevent genital fires.

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“I’m not gon’ choke from the smoke, got me tightenin’ up my stroke…”

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