Lame Table Talk

Nothing irks me more than when someone wins a pot and says, “Ship it.”

Usually these people are bad players who got lucky and aren’t so used to winning big pots and so feel the need to bask in the warm glow of actually getting money instead of donking off their paycheck that they could have used to buy a better shirt.

Almost equally retarded is when they clap all extra loud and stand up proud of themselves when they hit their two outer.

I know you didn’t achieve much praise in academics or otherwise, but please, please, please, for the love of God, stop saying “Ship it.”

You sound like a midget basketballer who finally hit a three.