Laugh It Up | Double Your Size With These Two Male Enhanced Jokes

Well I doubt if these two jokes will do anything for the sex life or the size of your ‘manhood’, but they’re sure to get a laugh or two from you and they say that laughing is good for heart health, right?

Sometimes you have to know what not to say and when to do what you’re told. With that said I give you a double feature of male enhanced jokes. Enjoy.

When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, ‘I want the men to make two lines.

One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.’

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, ‘You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household!

‘You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!
‘Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.’ God turned to the one man, ‘How did you manage to be the only one in this line?’

The man replied, ‘My wife told me to stand here.’

Ready for another?

Wife gets naked & asks hubby,’What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?’

Hubby looks her up & down and replies,’Your sense of humor!’

Joke source: Amazingjokes.com