Laugh It Up Rednecks And Speedos
June 16, 2008 by Scott Wharton
Filed under Men's Health
Cletus liked to visit the popular swimming hole but was never very good at attracting the ladies. He decided to ask his friend Bobby-Ray for advice.
“It’s those tattered jean shorts that make you look a bit out of style. You ought to grab yourself a pair of them Speedos, about a size or two too small, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. The dames will be all over you like BBQ!”
The next weekend, Cletus heads back to the swimming hole with his tight new Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole gasps disgustedly as he walked by, covering their faces, laughing, and looking sick!
Cletus went back to his buddy Bobby-Ray and asked him, “What the hell went wrong, Bobby-Ray?” “Good lord, Cletus!” says Bobby-Ray, “the darn potata’ goes in the front!”
