Laugh It Up | The Best Of 2008

Some time early this year I started a weekly joke every Monday. Men like jokes and it’s said that it’s heart-healthy to laugh. Humor always puts people in good moods and reduces stress. I figured, why not start off Mondays with a laugh. It’s been a big hit with some jokes and a huge miss with others. There are some folks that have no grasp at all on humor and try to turn a harmless joke into something serious. To the latter folks I say:

When you die, would you rather be remembered as a happy person with a great laugh…or an anal retentive douche with no friends and no sense of humor?

With that said, let’s look back at the Top 10 Laugh It Up Jokes of 2008.

1. Why I Fired My Secratary: Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ‘ Happy Birthday.’ Read More.
2. Remember The First Time You Bought Condoms?: I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16 years old and went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was a beautiful female assistant behind the counter and she could see that I was new to this. Read More.
3. 5 Simple Rules For Men To Live A Happy Life: 1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. Read More.
4. The Lie Detector: One day Kyle’s dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Read More.
5. Sex, Is it Work Or Pleasure?: The C.O.’s Morning Briefing: The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and Company Commanders. Read More.
6. Why Men Are Happier: Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
   Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. Read More.
7. The Drunk: A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
   “Not a chance” says the husband, Read More.
8. Viagra For Sunburn: A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. Read More.
9. Doctors Having Sex With Patients: Doctor John had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn’t. Read More.
10. Is Your Daughter Sexually Active?: The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and damage the status of the family, she consulted the family doctor. Read More.

You can breeze through the entire Laugh It Up Category here. Enjoy!

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