Laugh It Up | When You’re So Drunk You Don’t Remember How You Got Home

How many times had this kind of thing happened in your lifetime. It hasn’t happened to me in a long time because I don’t go out to drink and I like to think that I know when to say when. When you wake up the next day, hung-over, wondering what the hell happened the night before…enjoy.

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas
Party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw
is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed . He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.

Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written
in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in
lipstick: ‘Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get
groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian’

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks: ‘Son… what happened last night?’

‘Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You
fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the
hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

‘Confused, he asked his son, ‘So, why is everything in such perfect
order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??’

His son replies, ‘Oh THAT!… Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,

‘Leave me alone crazy lady, I’m married!!’