Let’s All Sue These Guys, Too

As a follow-up to the previous post on the *sighs theatrically* lawsuit filed against Belichick and the New England Patriots, I dug up this little gem from Tennis.com about match-fixing. Whether or not you follow tennis, you may want to give it a gander. Why?

So we can all pass around the pail and get a little sue-happy! I mean, thith ith clath action lawthuit material like none I’ve ever theen. (That’s me typing “this is class action lawsuit material like none I’ve ever seen” with my tongue lodged in my cheek. Get it?) Heck, if we’re feeling kind of Ironman-ish, we might even want to take on the players against whom the allegations were made AND the ATP . . . for every seat at every match any of these guys ever played, ’cause you know, them there customahs were deceived, I reckon.

Any takers? *Theatrical sigh #2* I don’t know what’s nuttier–the behind-the-scenes stuff John Q. Public doesn’t know about regarding sports or lawsuits that find a pinhead-sized loophole and try to force a C-5 through it.

Speaking of John Q. Public, what do you think is more sigh-worthy: the dirty side of sports or “You-must-be-kidding” lawsuits?