Let’s Get Wet!

Maybe I’m a little in noticing this, but is it just me or does everyone get wet at the end of music videos?

Is it written into contracts?  Must be able to gyrate while soaking wet.  I think it may be a requirement to get a record deal, nowadays.  Check here if you have a six pack.  Check here if we can hose you down and expose said six pack in wet white t-shirt.

It’s probably just a matter of time before American Idol adds an “Idol does wet t-shirt contest.”  In which case I’ll have to agree with Simon Cowell ahead of time.  You all look dreadful.

Britney, JLo and Christina all have one thing in common.  Apart from being mediocre musicians, they all love getting wet at the end of their videos.

Enjoy!

Brit Brit wants to prove that she’s old enough to take care of herself.  How does she prove it?  By dry humping wet pavement during  a thunder storm.

JLo can’t wait for the millennium!  What did she do when it finally arrived?  She insisted on being hosed down while standing on a podium.

And Christina wants you to know that she’s dirty.  And the only way to get clean is to dance in a shower room with other women.  It’s not working, Christina.  You’re still filthy.