Life of a Pro Smasher
May 26, 2006 by Patrick Quek
Filed under Gaming
Unlike the true Dungeons and Dragons gamers, Chris “KillerOR”, a professional Super Smash Bros. Melee (Nintendo GameCube) gamer, does not have the fear of girls but in actual fact, is deeply in love with a girl.
This thought-provoking short documentary let you take a peek into a professional gamer’s life. And I found Chris’ girlfriend’s comments tell us a thing or two.
At first I used to get upset.
He used to always play when I was on the phone with him.
He wasn’t paying attention.
I got the message from her that in life you have to give and take to make a relationship really work.
So sit back, relax, grab a peanut coke and enjoy the 9.36-min vid.
I just want everyone who reads this that Chris “KillerOR” cannot and I repeat cannot defeat me in Super Smash Bros Melee. Plain in simple I would destroy Chris in that game. Professional gamer my ass. I have defeated pleny of them. I would beat Chris so bad he would forget how to play and his girlfriend would leave him. lol I have given you my name, I live in Lancaster, PA. This is an open challange to Gabe Espinosa. Not just Chris but anyone else who thinks they are good. Gabriel Espinosa and I live in Lancaster, PA. Remember it so that way we can meet and I will destroy you all. Chris is stupid lol stupid.
Your really not that great. I could kill you and just waveshine you off the board. You just got discovered and I didn’t. Thousands of people are better than you.