Mac Fanboys Should Listen to Ghandi

I’ve played around with a Mac. I like it.

On the other hand, I’ve heard rabid Apple fanboys make many ridiculous claims over the years. The latest? “The iPhone could kill the Nintendo DS.” Fucking ridiculous. Even my brother, a Mac fan who’s planning to buy the 3G iPhone, doesn’t buy that nonsense.

When Ghandi visited a Christian church once, he was treated poorly by the congregation. Like Jesus, the guy was a pacifist. That’s why he said this:

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians.

To Steve Jobs, I now say this:

I like your Macs, I do not like your fanboys.