Mark McGwire Did Steroids? Stop the Presses
January 22, 2009 by Stephen Kersey
Filed under Sports Rumors
In a shocking revelation, Mark McGwire’s brother is shopping a book that reportedly says that Mark McGwire took steroids. The brother, named Jay McGwire, has a professional bodybuilding background and he claims to be the one who introduced the baseball slugger to the substances.
This is truly shocking. Who would have ever thought Mark McGwire took steroids? I mean, his giant physique looked all natural. And the fact that performance enhancers were found in his locker by a reporter didn’t give us any hints. Neither did the fact that he pleaded the fifth when asked by Congress about his possible steroids use.
The most hilarious part about this whole ordeal is that Jay McGwire says he’s throwing his brother under the bus out of love. Of course the millions he’s seeking in a book deal aren’t part of the motivation. We believe you, Jay. It’s all love.
If any of my brothers or Dejuiced.com’s blog brothers are reading this, please do not show us that type of love. We like it out here beside the bus, not under it.
Who the heck cares, right? I don’t understand why everyone always gets so worked up about professional sports players doing drugs. They get paid millions of dollars to entertain people. I want to be entertained. The average person does not entertain me.
Pay me millions of dollars a year and I would do whatever it takes to keep you happy…even if it meant shoving a needle in my butt every week.