Meet Star Jones’ Ex-Hubby to Be: AKA Captain Obvious
May 13, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Basketball, Sports Rumors
As any self-respecting snarky chick and dish dude knows, Star Jones and Al Reynolds are in the process of getting a divorce. (And Dwayne Wade of the Miami Heat is in the inexplicable process of getting into a relationship with Star Jones).
In a recent chit chat, People.com reports Reynolds as having married Star for love.
Here’s where the Captain Obvious part comes in because all other options defy reason and are therefore ruled out.
Did he marry her for money? No, because he was already a successful banker.
Did he marry her for her body? No, that was pre-gastric bypass. We think not.
Did he marry her for her personality? No, she gets on everyone’s nerves and gets booted off television faster than Jessica Simpson movies head straight to DVD.
Did he marry her for her ability to get a sponsored wedding? No, because no guy anticipates a wife who will turn their wedding into a new entry in the dictionary under “commercialization.”
Yep, had to be love.
Al Reynolds and Star Jones faking it for the cameras at Shaquille O’Neal’s birthday in April 2008.
Image: Used with permission of www.splashnewsonline.com
