Mega64’s “ESRB Rejected” Ad

Aw ESRB, why you gotta hate on a brilliant game ad for an “undisclosed handheld guitar game?” (Cough, Jam Sessions.) You silly, stuffy geeses.

I don’t see anything controversial about listening to some good ol’ soul-affirming music. Nor do I see a problem with rolling half-naked in the streets to said music like mange-afflicted dogs on meth.

If you’re only interested in the video’s sleeze factor, hit the jump for a handy director’s cut.

Note to Toronto’s homeless: put away the whistle and pick up the DS. I will pay you so much to initiate a love-in with Guitar Hero: On Tour. I’ve already heard all your Rapture rants. It’s time for some new material.

According to today’s edition of “Street Economy,” one shopping cart with three good wheels and an intact child seat will net you the upper half of a used DS. Come on, keep reaching for that rainbow. Think profits.