Men, Prepare Your Legal Defenses!

Former Virginia Tech quarterback Marcus Vick is being sued for $6.3 million by a 17-year-old girl who claims Vick deceitfully professed his love to her so she would continue to have sex with him.

So — just to be clear — Mexico the Lesser is being sued not because he raped (statutorialy) a 15-year-old girl, but because he had sex with her without really loving her? Is this some sort of chick flick justice? In a world of frivolous lawsuits, this is particularly disconcerting. She actually has a case — a pretty damn solid case –  but she chose the frivolous, what-the-hell-is-she-talking-about accusation? Sweet fancy Moses, what is this world coming to where there isn’t something legitimate to actually sue one of the Brothers Mexico over.