Michael Jordan Wants to Dance With Somebody, Michael Jordan Wants to Feel the Heat with Somebody

Michael Jordan dancing with anonymous, drunk co-eds: unsurprising. Michael Jordan dancing with famous, coked-up pop stars? Still unsurprising, but kind of disappointing.

Hoop legend Michael Jordan stayed upright – at least in public – but was definitely enjoying the scenery around the pool, especially one blond. Fancy-free Jordan didn’t miss the chance to dance with newly single Whitney Houston.

For one moment, I did not want to be like Mike. (OK, I’m lying, I still want to be like Mike but mostly for the “especially one blond.” She seems nice.)