Michael Phelps Caught Smoking Weed

So now we know why Michael Phelps always has his mouth open.

He apparently smokes so much weed he can’t close it.

The whole scuttlebutt started when he was shown in a photo with a glass pipe. This was in one of the British tabloids. (They get all the good stuff.)

Phelps gave a dopey apology to all of us fans who have been wondering why he always has his mouth open by saying, “I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment.”

You said it, buddy! Because despite that some “marketing experts” think this won’t affect his sponsorship deals, I tend to disagree. You can’t be a golden boy and smoke weed. For every doobie you light up, Phelps, you are also lighting your sponsorship bucks up as well.