MSNBC Reports ‘Stocks Slide As Investors Eye Data’
Investors ‘Totally Busted’ As Data Catches Them Checking Out Its Ass
Stocks traded lower today as the consumer sentiment data caught red-faced investors checking it out on its way to class.
“What are you looking at?” the data demanded when it suddenly turned around to catch a group of guys with 401-Ks staring at its ass.
Consumer Sentiment is one of the hottest pieces of data on the calendar and the investors argued that if the data didn’t want them looking at it, it shouldn’t be exposing all that information.
In a total burn, the data replied, “Go ahead and look. You ain’t getting any of these fine statistics anyway.”
Oooh, snap!
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Data? I don’t even know her.
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