My 2 Cents

Worth More in Canada

Next month, Dunkin’ Donuts will add a new slate of “better-for-you” offerings. Better for you? What’s not better for you than carb-laden dough deep fried in fat? “I’ll have a large coffee and a steak.”

The head of the Pittsburgh Cancer Institute is warning that cell phone use might cause cancer. Cell phone makers are warning that living in Pittsburgh might cause cancer.

In a new survey, almost half of respondents say they are “addicted” to e-mail. Seems weird but I know I personally can’t go two hours without checking to see if I’ve heard from Mr. Nkoko, the lawyer for the Nigerian oil billionaire who wants me to help give his money to charity. I mean, if I wanted worthwhile causes to give my money to, I wouldn’t seek advice from a foundation or non-profit, I’d go straight to Sarit-AT-PrincessOfComedy.com.

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