My Moving DS Experience

Hey, know what you can do when you’re stuck on a train? You can play your DS!

And…you…

Can play your DS.

I made some significant progress on Final Fantasy IV DS. For example, I learned that Leviathan is a son of a bitch (son of a…whale? Son of a hydra?) and I’m far too low in level to take him down.

Just you wait, you slippery and noble Turd of the Sea. I’ve got a Thundaga bolt with your name on it. Just as soon as Rydia stops lying down like a dog every time you spam Tsunami.

Oh, and the music that accompanies the Land of the Summoned Monsters (sigh…the Feymarch) is a suitably eerie listen when you’re barreling around the moonlit lakes and fields of New York State.

Oh God, did I just say something bordering on the profound?

(Image copyright Square Enix)