Nazi Sex Scandal!

Now that I have your attention, there was a Nazi sex scandal involving F1 racing’s president.

Max Mosley, president of the Federation Internationale de l’Automobile, F1’s governing body, is facing intense pressure to resign from his post after being implicated in a Nazi role-playing orgy according to British tabloid News of the World.

The report detailed a five-hour “Nazi-style” orgy between Mosley and five prostitutes at a house in Chelsea. In a video on the newspaper’s Web site, it shows a man identified as Mosley arriving at an apartment. The man is then greeted by a woman playing the role of a Nazi prison guard, checking his hair to see if he has been kept free of lice “at the other facility.”

Are there more details? Yes there are. Do they involve someone saying “ze?” They certainly do.

Later, another woman in mock death camp garb enters the video and the man said to be Mosley is heard speaking German.

At one point during the video, the man yells “she needs more of ze punishment!” while brandishing a leather strap over a woman’s bottom before striking her with it and counting in German, as other women in Nazi-style uniforms look on.

Now, people get off on some pretty offensive things. But I’ve never heard of anyone with a Nazi fetish. I assume it’s efficient and unfeeling. And there’s probably armbands and maybe Hitler-mustache rides. Either way, this might be the perfect storm of scandal: Nazis and sex! It’s right out of the Weekly World News. The only way it could be better is if it were some sort of alien Nazi sex scandal.