New iPhone Spotted In Pacific Northwest

– Pictures of Phone Taken By Same Guy Who’s Always Snapping Photos of Bigfoot –

With Apple’s World Wide Developers Conference scheduled for next week, rumors have reached a fever pitch among technophiles, Wall Street executives and people who read Dilbert that Apple will be coming out with a new iPhone.

Stories are circulating that the new iPhone will have voice controls, faster download capabilities and is responsible for sucking the blood out of cattle in Mexico.

Pictures of the iPhone prototype are here courtesy of the same dude who always gets that grainy shot of Bigfoot and UFOs in Kansas.

Analysts expect the new iPhone to enhance Apple’s reputation for cool commercials and to be available for about 18 minutes after it’s first released.

The new phone will also feature a camera capable of “making, editing and sharing video clips” and is expected to be priced about the same as a comparably equipped Toyota Prius.

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Scheduled to break Bill Gates’ balls again next week…

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Image: Zuma Press

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