News from the INEVITABLE FUTURE!

Atlanta, January 2010

Bobby Petrino and the Atlanta Falcons part ways. Michael Vick’s progress, or lack thereof, is assumed to be the main impetus for Petrino’s firing. The Falcons’ search for a successor will most likely hinder on the suitors plans for implementing the potential of the 30-year-old quarterback and the development of the 2-year-old army of Vick clones. Petrino was 23-25 in his three years and lost his only playoff appearance. He is rumored to return to the college ranks, most likely returning to the college football powerhouse Big East conference.