News From the Inevitable Future: Ram Vela…in Pictures!
November 5, 2007 by Albert Bianchi
Filed under Sports Rumors
2007
Navy cornerback Ram Vela leaps over a Notre Dame blocker to tackle quarterback Evan Sharpley.
2008
Navy Seal Ram Vela leaps over Al-Qaeda number 2 man to capture Osama Bin-Laden.
2009
Admiral Ram Vela leaps over the DMZ to capture North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Il.
2010
Secretary of Defense Ram Vela leaps over the Persian Gulf to capture Iranian Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Great Job, Ram. All 5′ 9” 195 lbs of you playing Superman against ND! This from a Notre Daem fan, nut PROUD US Navy veteran, too!