No Cake for PS3 Owners…Yet.

The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The–::gunshot::

That should appease the early Portal adopters who might be getting just a titch weary of the GlaDOS saturation going ’round the ‘net. I don’t mind it, personally. It’s not every day we have video games based around the availability of (possibly illusional) pastry.

…Super Mario 64 being an obvious exception.

Good news for Portal fans, then: If you have a friend with a deceptively sweet and gentle voice, you can download Still Alive for Rock Band. It’s free, it’s available, and it’s happy for you even though you tore its heart to pieces and threw every piece into a fire.

Except…

The song’s not yet available to Playstation 3 Rock Band owners. You’ll all have to wait until the re-launch of the PSN store.

Have no fear. GlaDOS is patient.