No, Fat Princess! Stop Eating!

I don’t care how delicious that strawberry shortcake looks! Can’t you see you’re falling into the enemy’s hands?!

The beauty thing about video games is that developers can go nuts with plot points and mechanics that no movie director, regardless of country of origin, would have the balls to attempt.

(Not counting pornography because some of that shit is just wow.)

Kotaku is gearing up to give PSN title Fat Princess Game of the Show for E3 2008. Reading the summary for the title, it’s hard to disagree:

“Frantic and fun, Fat Princess pits two hordes of players against each other in comic medieval battle royale. Your goal is to rescue your beloved princess from the enemy dungeon. There’s a catch though: your adversary has been stuffing her with food to fatten her up and it’s going to take most of your army working together to carry her back across the battlefield.”

Capturing a flag is for jerks. Now it’s all about retrieving members of royalty who have been stuffed like foie gras gooses. Phase II: moulding a delicious pate’.

(Image copyright Sony)