No Sh!t Sherlock

It’s time for my first administration post – in which I drop ye hammer of censorship upon you all!

First things first, this is entirely off my own bat. Parties who shall remain nameless are worried about the word sh!t in the blog titles (not to mention f#ck, cu%t and f#ck!n@ cu%tyb&llock$)… oh all right, my parents read this blog. THERE. SATISFIED? So basically, I’ve decided to clean up the filth! All swearing is henceforth banned! And I can edit your comments, so watch your language because I WILL replace it with Judge Dredd swearwords like Drokk, Stomm and Grud.

So it’s an ixnay on the itshay, the uckfay, the untcay and the foetid anal discharge straight into the lungs… ay… and into a new era of cleanliness! I’ll be spending tonight changing all swearwords into Hollywood approved filmic expletives, so enjoy your new squeaky-clean Re:Retro!

Sweet Christmas!