“No Sonic, No!”

News of new Sonic the Hedgehog games instinctively make me cringe and throw up my arms in self-defence. The recent news about Sonic Unleashed is no different. Why do I keep falling for this little piece of blue barf? I think the last Sonic game I enjoyed in any capacity was Sonic Adventure 2, and that was just for Crush 40’s cock rock.

Speculation has it that Sonic will be able to turn into a werewolf—werehog—this time around. Someone explain the point of that to me. It seems like a thoroughly useless gimmick, and this is coming from someone who is a sucker for werewolves, shape-shifters, etc. I know it’s far too easy to judge, but at the very least I can say that the early concept art doesn’t instill much confidence in me. Were-Sonic looks like he’s wrapped up in the blue shag rug my parents had in the den when I was growing up.

I guess there’s nothing for it except to wait and see. Gosh, I sure am glad I’m just an unapologetic Mega Man fan! Nothing to mock about that series, no sir! (ffffffhahahahaha)

On that note, here’s a relevant icon that was put together by my friend Lizsama:

WIZE FROM YOW GWAVE.