He May Not Be The Greatest President, But He’s Up There
President-elect Obama has already staked out a more active role for the Federal government. What better way to commemorate the new President being all up in your ass than the Obama thong.
The Obama thong joins other products including the Obama Hope-on-a-Rope soap, Obama pop art sneakers and Obama i-Phone covers as some of the must have products commemorating our nation’s 44th President.
Sporting more merchandising options than a Hello Kitty convention, the inauguration has spawned hundreds, if not thousands, of merchandising tie-ins.
Coming soon: the Obama IUD which keeps you from getting screwed by Republicans and the Obama American Express Card which is accepted everywhere except Idaho and West Virginia.
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Yes, Pecan ice cream — a little nuts, but you won’t notice until after a few years….
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Photo credit: Ben and Jerry’s.com
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