Now that’s scary

Not only has England newbie (and all round legend) Monty Panesar had to put up with a barrage of jokes about his ineptitude in the field and with the bat, he’s now going to have to contend with the same heckles… but this time by a bunch of pissed-up morons who like look him. Can you imagine what the Headingley crowd for the 3rd Test between England and Pakistan would like if everyone downloaded and printed off the BBC’s Monty mask?

Admittedly, you don’t have to be Monty… you could be Freddie, or Hoggy, or if you’re feeling really fruity, Pieter, er, Pietey, er… Pieteyrsenny, but really, given the opportunity, what kind of England cricket fan isn’t going to pick Monty?

Halloween this year could take on a bizarre new twist.