Obama Speaks At Notre Dame

– Lightning Doesn’t Strike, No Locust Plague As President Is Eloquent, Gracious–

President Obama went to Notre Dame yesterday to give a speech to graduating seniors and a lesson in civility to anti-abortion protesters.

A handful of holier-than-thou knuckleheads attempted to disrupt the procedures but were out-thought, out-charmed and totally out-classed by the President.

At one point in the ceremony, the President did grow fangs and make a demand for the blood of young children but, eerily, that metamorphosis did not show up on any of the videos.

Obama noted that, at some level, differing views on abortion were irreconcilable, prompting religious extremists to recoil in horror at the idea the decision might potentially revert to the individual woman making the choice as opposed to either Church elders or government bureaucrats.

President Obama finished the speech saying he was in favor of open minds, peace, love, being kind to kittens and bailing out every parent who shelled out money for their kid to go to Notre Dame.

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President Obama likes children and rainbows

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