Obama To Meet With McCain On Monday
Former Rivals To Discuss Ways to Work Together, Swap Sarah Palin Jokes
President-elect Barack Obama plans to meet with former Republican candidate John McCain on Monday to talk about how they can work together to address the Nation’s problems.
In addition, Obama is expected to break McCain’s balls for choosing Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential nominee telling staffers today, “No other single thing John McCain did helped highlight my intellectual heft as much as choosing that lightweight as his running mate.”
According to sources, Obama will also make fun of McCain’s campaign organization and perform what aides say is “an uncannily accurate” impression of the Arizona senator’s grandfatherly speaking style.
“When Obama whispers ‘my friends’ and does that thumbs up thing that looks like he’s pantomiming riding a Harley Davidson chopper, we all practically wet ourselves,” said a senior Obama aide.
McCain will request that in public Obama refers to him as “Maverick.” In exchange, McCain will offer to call Obama “Goose” and volunteer to pose for a variety of homoerotic publicity stills where both candidates play volleyball.
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Also on Monday…Italian PM Berlusconi will ask Obama to autograph his photo of President-elect playing volleyball
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